Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". Most retirees are not eligible for free Medicare, let alone, Medicaid. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. Lil' Nas has great delivery. Please, PLEASE GET RID OF THE DIFFERENS COMMERICAL WITH PEOPLE POPPING THEIR ZITS -- AND THEIR FRIENDS' ZITS, TOO! The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Awful. I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. How anyone can mistake that caterwauling for actual singing is beyond me. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together. I actually felt sorry for her. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. Nothing is everythang!! Is there a point? Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone So you can human! Someone actual got paid for that pitch? The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. . Just shut the fuck up and eat it. You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. "So we're dancing now? It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. Like I know theyre preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos Ill take the bait. Is she trying to be funny? You've never been in my fucking daydream. THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. That Ripple? Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. That fag deserves to be mentally unstable. They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna. The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing.they look like they're having seizures. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. Bupkis. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. "The Colgate commercial where the little blind boy gets in the school bus warms my heart." and "Sing about fruit!" She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath. But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. Flyover land? Yowza! I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. May he just needs to open them. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. What is the best toothpaste in the world? Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" She needs slapped off of TV! What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? It actually hurts to listen to it. I switch channels when she appears. Wet Ass Plushy. Hate their names, hate their occupations, hate their lifestyles, but mostly hate how they all talk alike -- male, female, black, white -- it's the same flat affect I suppose is intended to make us think of them as serious spokespeople; just makes me think of them as creepy pod people. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. Cleaner taste. R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Burlington sells more than just coats, their commercial already explains that. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. Why does the boy stand on the bow of the ship in the 13th . Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. In the commercial, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, "Sold, sold, sold!". Abnormal muscle tone. site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial. I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?! The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. And that fucking song. Build a Bright Future With Us. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? Colgate has also launched a project called Colgate Optimism Project, which is an initiative that focuses on celebrating optimistic youth leaders who are taking active steps to change their world for the better. WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. Theyre cringe-inducing and they all look like theyre from the same advertising team. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. But don't you have to work a little to keep the union health plans? Absolutely despise the Amazon spot withe the two ladies right before the wedding. This One a Day commercial. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? Covid cut into a lot paychecks. Arent drawers underwear? I always wish the mother would snarl "Shut the hell up, you little know-it-all!". Agree, r516. [51] You beat me to it. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" Hello and thank you for registering. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. I dont get the anger but youd think given all this time with an entire year passed youd have cooled down. The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record. That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial. The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. "It's so faaAAAAaaancy! And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. Yah-yah-yah-yi-yah-yah yeah yah!". I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Is she that desperate for cash? If she had to stoop to this, she must really be needy. Oh, please. The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. Shes an icon for over ten years and still going.RESPECT (find out what it means to me!). I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? If I had a gun . So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. Help me I'm old. Thank you! R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. The Burger King Commercial with the Dancing King who says that he would eat a burger if he had a mouth. If you can't find the email you can resend it here. He also bragged that he's in college. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. Cringe-worthy stupidity. The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. The TeleDoc commercials are ridiculous, one of them is suggesting women get their vagine checked! Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch. Ask the Colgate Chatbot. What the FUCK??? I want to hit them with a snow shovel! Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. Just beyond wrong! Hello. Explore opportunities. In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". - they must be throwing millions at them. This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. "Do you have cheese?" Bleh. r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. Colgate became popular in the 1950s, with the slogan It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth, written by copywriter Alicia Tobin. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. . We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. I don't really hate the ad itself. What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area.. How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. ^meant to type "waving thanks to the neighbor.". I've never posted on one of these threads, but this Grocery Outlet ad has driven me past every last one of my limits. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. R27. The new Phexxi commercial with Alexis from Schitt's Creek. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted". I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. Nothin on my skin. Both men come across as very smarmy. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. Privacy Policy. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. They obviously think were all poor morons. What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. Why do I assume Smoove is just playing his true self in those spots? R416. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage? The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! trentonsocial.com 2018. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? Generally, children born with cerebral palsy can expect to live between 30 and 70 years on average. Those women seem like idiots or space cadets. I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch. The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. It's brief and to the point. I hate them all, mainly because they seem to be on constantly. Take a look at Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. What a super annoying commercial. Thank God they've stopped running the Shriners commercial. Literally. Advertising revenue provides a significant portion of the funding for most privately owned television networks. [quote]yes, I'm part of that. The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. Fuck, they sound and look ugly. Yeah thanks guys. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads. There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". So annoying and depressing. "Get in the basement!". What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? ALL those ads are really annoying. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. AND the new tag line for people with skin is stupid! And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Learn More. If he buys the studio, it's not because of the psychic saw your future, you dumbfuck! Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. All of the teflon pan commercials. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. What toothpaste makes your breath smell the best? Szaz, not nasal enough. (lyrics below)Most said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. so there :Denjoy!Whe. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. You write what, cranky letters to the editor? Pathetic, indeed! The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. WTF? The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. They just one upped themselves on this one in terms of oddity. What shocked me the most was what Chaz Dean's freak face is looking like these days. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me. You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. And a Western Omelette! Enough! Tired of his creepy looks and body. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. Does Christopher on 9-1-1 have cerebral palsy? That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts. A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" Kevin yells back, what! The fucking NetSpend ad. You might as well leave the TV on mute. I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. All rights reserved. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. Why didn't they prevent that from happening? It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? R464 Unfortunately, I caught the new Jimmie Walker Medicare commercial today. How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? Eeeeeeew. Who cares about his weak eye? [quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. WET TEDDY BEARS, GET YOUR WET TEDDY BEARS! Best of the Super Bowl ads? Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like. Some ad for medication - with a teen and his uncle. I hate loud/yelling commercials. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads. ANYTHING for yooooou! . Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. The film industry was shut down for over a year. Odd commercial. The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. This was when Bruce was the Ozzie Nelson type dad - no sign of Caitlyn - no Kanye. Thank God for Target! Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! Any of those every kiss begins with Kaye commercials especially the one where the sisters talk about how the mom handed down these sisters maybe a bracelet or necklace or ring or whatever. That part of the machine, which would go into the urethra area, looks larger than a freaking Sharpie! Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. But what can I do? Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. Some are shown primetime, others late at night. I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? I worked in advertising 30 years. I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire! Right on the crowded subway. And the guy was as white and well spoken with no accent at all . They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivors commercial that takes all of 15 mins. Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. R86, I came here to post the same thing. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. The new Liberty emu commercial is pretty fucking funny, no matter how CGI'd it looks. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? His megaphone, for calling people's attention to his business, was tied to a thin rope and on his chest. Bad PR so to speak . Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels theyre forced to advertise. Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? Dennis Rodman's arms in those Planet Fitness ads look the way my grandmother's arms looked when she was his age. I almost cried just now. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! Can the cleft-palated children be far behind? It makes me so sad. yells: "James??? We are committed to building a future to smile about for our teams, consumers, and communities around the world. Its a myth circulating on the internet referring to different products : cosmetics, toothpaste tubes, etc. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. This company must be preying on morons. Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. Be so classy, and the new Phexxi commercial with the slogan Dynomite in the chip commercials with celebrities... 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